Tuesday, December 8, 2015

8 December 2015 | Excerpted conversations w/Loki

12:19 p.m.

"I'm glad to know you finally got sleep last night."


1:05 p.m. (Loki wanted to get a bike repaired)

Me: It'll be good for the Loke to have a bike. Is good for the Loke is good for the gyn. The gyn will be happy for the Loke.

Loki: Good.


1:08 p.m.

Me: *cold-toeses your back* 😈

Loki: nooo

Me: Oh... *puts on socks and dances*

Loki: gyn is dancing and shaking her lady hips?

Me: Yes, yes she is! 😀

Loki: that's cute


1:36 p.m.

I'm glad you're doing better.


3:34 p.m.

Me: *shares Altoids with you* ^~^

Loki: Yay toids


5:05 p.m.

Me: I didn't get to swim today. Takes bath instead, is okay.

Loki: it's okaygyn


5:46 p.m.

Me: Am reading a sad story.

Loki: Oh noes


6:27 p.m.

Me: I have your underpants! +jpeg

Loki: lol cute

Me: I'm keeping my Lokipants.

Loki: okeh


7:39 p.m.

Me: How was Loki's salmon?

Loki: Loke has to cook it first.


7:51 p.m.

Me: Gyn hit her head on a sharp cabinet edge >.< Can gyn have a petting?

Loki: Pets a poor gyn


10:01 p.m. Loki tells me a story

Once upon a time, there was a dude with a face. And he ate a bagel. It was a doom bagel, with micro filament string cheese. It was so deadly that it blew his face off, and then his left nostril got caught in a kid's bicycle spokes and jammed it. So then the kid flew off his bike and landed on a tree.


What happened to the cheese?

It grew legs and walked away.


And is the bike okay?

Nope.


Do they walk away together?

Yes. They went to a gay bar. And the kid? Some say he's still there in the tree to this day.


Why did the walking cheese and the bike want to go to a gay bar?

To get to the other side.


The bike ordered a drink for the cheese and then they holed up in an abandoned building and played blackjack.


10:41 p.m. 

Have you been doing your best to stay well?

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