February 20, 2016 - texts with Loki

 5:01 p.m.

LOKI

Kiss kiss tiny gyn

ME

Aaaawwwwww!!!!!

Sooo adorable!

LOKI

Love you honey

ME

I love you too! Also I'm starting a new armor dress.

10:24 p.m.

LOKI

Horny gyn is horny

ME

Noh, am not, would rather fuck you than autocock though.

LOKI

Kiss kiss. Night night. My fuckable wife

ME

Aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww

January 14, 2016 - texts with Loki

 2:57 p.m.

LOKI

Sigyn you are my one and only. You're not weak, you're not stupid or ugly. You're beautiful, smart and strong. I saw it in you the whole time we were together this weekend. And I still see it in you now.

I love you too. And now I know why I chose you. Because we were meant to be together. I can feel it now.

Hugs you close. Sigyn everything is fitting into place as I wanted it to. I can finally remember all the days I spent wishing for someone like you.

SIGYN

You wished for me?

LOKI

Yes. Al those days before I forgot.

The moment I first learned who I wanted to be.

I was writing and saying your name before I ever even realized it.

Psyren is Sigyn. is you.

I drew you, I thought up your promiscuous personality, and all the power she as in you held.

The cunning strength and ruthless passion, the hatred, the devotion. It's all I wanted in a woman

You are Psyren, Sigyn. Don't you get it! I was saying your true name before I ever knew it! Before I ever knew you!

Sigyn. I know you don't see it yet. But I do. I saw it this weekend when you were with me. You and I are meant to be together.

I feel like I've been walking around with my eyes closed. And now I truly can feel it.

ME

I'm just so relieved and so glad that you finally see what I've seen, and that even though I doubted it a few times during the rocky parts of our relationship, I was right. My place is in your world, with you.

LOKI

It is. And I know the road ahead will be hard for us both, but you and I will both survive together. Because we are both stronger together my love.

8 December 2015 | Excerpted conversations w/Loki

12:19 p.m.

"I'm glad to know you finally got sleep last night."

1:05 p.m. (Loki wanted to get a bike repaired)

Me: It'll be good for the Loke to have a bike. Is good for the Loke is good for the gyn. The gyn will be happy for the Loke.

Loki: Good.

1:08 p.m.

Me: *cold-toeses your back* 😈

Loki: nooo

Me: Oh... *puts on socks and dances*

Loki: gyn is dancing and shaking her lady hips?

Me: Yes, yes she is! 😀

Loki: that's cute

1:36 p.m.

I'm glad you're doing better.

3:34 p.m.

Me: *shares Altoids with you* ^~^

Loki: Yay toids

5:05 p.m.

Me: I didn't get to swim today. Takes bath instead, is okay.

Loki: it's okaygyn

5:46 p.m.

Me: Am reading a sad story.

Loki: Oh noes

6:27 p.m.

Me: I have your underpants! +jpeg

Loki: lol cute

Me: I'm keeping my Lokipants.

Loki: okeh

7:39 p.m.

Me: How was Loki's salmon?

Loki: Loke has to cook it first.

7:51 p.m.

Me: Gyn hit her head on a sharp cabinet edge >.< Can gyn have a petting?

Loki: Pets a poor gyn

10:01 p.m. Loki tells me a story

Once upon a time, there was a dude with a face. And he ate a bagel. It was a doom bagel, with micro filament string cheese. It was so deadly that it blew his face off, and then his left nostril got caught in a kid's bicycle spokes and jammed it. So then the kid flew off his bike and landed on a tree.

What happened to the cheese?

It grew legs and walked away.

And is the bike okay?

Nope.

Do they walk away together?

Yes. They went to a gay bar. And the kid? Some say he's still there in the tree to this day.

Why did the walking cheese and the bike want to go to a gay bar?

To get to the other side.

The bike ordered a drink for the cheese and then they holed up in an abandoned building and played blackjack.

10:41 p.m. 

Have you been doing your best to stay well?

Jan 7, 2015

Jan 7, 2015
12:49 PM

ME
Congress passed a national ban on abortion. We should be more serious about using condoms.

LOKI
-_- Seriously? We have enough fucking people in the world. When did this happen?
God, things are just getting worse. Imagine all the rape babies we will be seeing in the next few years.

ME
Yay for family history of miscarriage.

Oh, it's to ban abortions after 20 weeks. Okay. That's not QUITE as bad.

January 5, 2015 - texts with Loki

 10:10 p..m.

ME

Loki... I think that you want me to be assured that you won't give me any reason to doubt you, so I should stop finding reasons not to trust you and just let myself be loved by you and learn to understand and appreciate your own unique way of caring for me.

LOKI

I am saying that

Jan 2, 2015, part 2

Jan 2, 2015
11:30 PM

ME
Lol I'm watching the remake of The Stepford Wives and... it's hilarious and makes me relieved that you actually WANT a strong woman instead of being so threatened by one that you'd turn her into a robot.

LOKI
No robots

ME
The women all look and act like they're from the 50's, except the protagonist and her best friend... at first. I'm glad the remake is a comedy, because in the original, the robot women killed and replaced the wives, whereas in the remake, the women are "reprogrammed" inexplicably and have robot parts attached to them.
The women all used to be powerful, intelligent, formidable modern ladies. The husbands were threatened by them and so turned them into the 50's wife ideal, which is irritating. I like wearing flapper frocks, cooking, baking, and providing my man with unconditional love and support. But I would never want to forcibly become... that.

LOKI
I would never want that either, ugh.

ME
I know, right? I like actually being able to understand and help you towards your dreams and goals. I like being passionate, even if it's a pain in the ass for you sometimes AND AT LEAST YOU KNOW MY ORGASMS ARE REAL GOOD GODS THAT WAS OBSCENE
He literally programmed his wife to scream "You're the king!" and let out this unearthly screech.

LOKI
Wow. I'm glad for that too. I wouldn't be with someone who's condemned to my will.

ME
Anyway, I like being able to debate and appreciate art and music. Even if I don't use those abilities much, I like the choice.
They give us a peek into the men's club and the men are all overgrown little boys. Nasally mouth breathers.

Jan 2, 2015, part 1

Jan 2, 2015
10:59 AM

ME
*giggles* That background noise was getting obnoxious

LOKI
Yeah, I know.

ME
Silly plebes being plebic

LOKI
It's very annoying -_-

ME
Sucks for you~

1:18 PM
ME
Crev says,
"Try watching Dude, You're Screwed!
that show actually gives you tips on outdoor survival.'

LOKI
Huh, sounds funny.
Bet that's the punchline

ME
Crev says,
"Usually. They give people two or three days to find civilization after dropping them off in the middle of nowhere with misc. items."

4:36 PM
LOKI
Hah, I didn't tell you, I had the address for my day pass as "Smegma Valley."

ME
Yessss.

5:21 PM
LOKI
That was an epic run to catch the 68.
I can really run in these boots. I sprinted up the road after the bus across a city block and through the middle of an intersectoin and around fat people and... Wow, I made it.

ME
I'm collecting apple seeds for us.

LOKI
Ugh, some guy smells like week-old Chef Boyardee.

ME
When we get to NH, we can plant our own tree!

LOKI
Like how old processed tomato soup smells after being left in the fridge

ME
I wouldn't know about that, but I assume it's gross.

LOKI
I think he's a drug dealer.

ME
Drug dealers can afford showers, sweetie.

LOKI
And there's some cold alcoholic, some cholo, and his scrawny hooch
And now there's this weird guy who smells like an ashtray and, like every other person who was sitting in his spot, is not a fan of the window being open.

ME
Too freaking bad
Oh, you want the window closed? Try not smelling like shit!

LOKI
And as usual, some mongs and plebes are having a debate on stupid shit at the front of the bus. Thankfully, the open window is blowing the cigarette smell away.

ME
And your happy homemaker girlfriend is preparing dinner for you <3 data-blogger-escaped-p="">
LOKI
Homemaker? Never heard that term outside of Minecraft

ME
It has an entirely different meaning, kind of old-fashioned. It's someone, usually a woman, who tends to the house and meals-- making the house a home for herself and her mate, while he goes out and does manly stuff.

LOKI
Crazy ashtray guy is rocking in his seat and mumbling to himself and ogling some skank who just walked on the bus. Now it smells like preheated moldy steak.
Oh okay, I get it.

ME
Ew, who lets steak go to mold?!

LOKI
People who never look in the back of the fridge
We had penecillin growing in the back drawer of the fridge
Mumbling oafs everywhere tonight

ME
*mumbles at you*

6:00 PM

LOKI
Man, this bridge is so anti-suicide. I feel like being a lazy fuck and using the ramp.

ME
Be lazy. I wanna see my man.

LOKI
Discovered a shortcut from the main road to your place.

Jan 1, 2015

Jan 1, 2015
3.08 PM

ME
"You don't say" of the day: "Pure water is the solution with the highest possible concentration of water."

LOKI
-_- wow

ME
I know, right? My personal comment: 'Is this book for college freshmen or first graders?"

LOKI
Probably both.

ME
Oooo burn. Well, I found it very offensive how... simple that book is. I feel as though it talks down to me, and I don't like that. You're the only one allowed to hold my hand.

LOKI
Yeah, but what can you expect from idiots these days?

ME
I expect to be treated as a serious scholar when I attend post-secondary school.

LOKI
Yeah, I would respect that.

ME
The professors don't even take their own subjects seriously, except when they take them too seriously.

4:09 PM

LOKI
I'm practicing with my throwing knives fright now, and I'm a great knife-thrower but I can't really explain how.

ME
You have a talent <3 data-blogger-escaped-p="">It's a very sexy talent, by the way. I can throw things, but my aim is awful because I have bad hand-eye coordination.

LOKI
My blades seem to always make their mark, even if they don't always stick.
The real problem I'm faced with is the fact that I still don't fully understand how I do it.

ME
You do it well because you're talented, honey. You can teach the basics and I may pick it up and do well. But you were blessed with something, and you should be grateful for it without questioning it, my love.

LOKI
Well, that's the problem, is that I have to redefine the basics. Telling you to let the blade flow from your hand is not really practical, but for some reason, it's how I do it.

ME
It's okay, Loki. Teach me the way you know and be patient with me because it might take a while to learn. It's okay that your tutelage will not fit the basic mold of teaching. It will be unique to you. It will be special.

LOKI
The default method of throwign knives is a lot harder because people have to calculate how many rotations the knife will make before it hits the target. My method is possibly harder because it's more about how you grip the weapon and how you release it. Normal knife throwing would be practically useless in a fight, but my style allows an instant atack.

ME
I look forward to being taught by you, love.

LOKI
When I do, I'll teach you too :)

ME
Excellent. *kisses your nose*

8.50 PM

ME
I hope you enjoy your noob-dles.

LOKI
I will.

ME
They're a pain to make and take a lot of flour to prepare.
But they don't require an oven or anything like that, so they're actually fairly practical.