Jan 2, 2015, part 1

Jan 2, 2015
10:59 AM

ME
*giggles* That background noise was getting obnoxious

LOKI
Yeah, I know.

ME
Silly plebes being plebic

LOKI
It's very annoying -_-

ME
Sucks for you~

1:18 PM
ME
Crev says,
"Try watching Dude, You're Screwed!
that show actually gives you tips on outdoor survival.'

LOKI
Huh, sounds funny.
Bet that's the punchline

ME
Crev says,
"Usually. They give people two or three days to find civilization after dropping them off in the middle of nowhere with misc. items."

4:36 PM
LOKI
Hah, I didn't tell you, I had the address for my day pass as "Smegma Valley."

ME
Yessss.

5:21 PM
LOKI
That was an epic run to catch the 68.
I can really run in these boots. I sprinted up the road after the bus across a city block and through the middle of an intersectoin and around fat people and... Wow, I made it.

ME
I'm collecting apple seeds for us.

LOKI
Ugh, some guy smells like week-old Chef Boyardee.

ME
When we get to NH, we can plant our own tree!

LOKI
Like how old processed tomato soup smells after being left in the fridge

ME
I wouldn't know about that, but I assume it's gross.

LOKI
I think he's a drug dealer.

ME
Drug dealers can afford showers, sweetie.

LOKI
And there's some cold alcoholic, some cholo, and his scrawny hooch
And now there's this weird guy who smells like an ashtray and, like every other person who was sitting in his spot, is not a fan of the window being open.

ME
Too freaking bad
Oh, you want the window closed? Try not smelling like shit!

LOKI
And as usual, some mongs and plebes are having a debate on stupid shit at the front of the bus. Thankfully, the open window is blowing the cigarette smell away.

ME
And your happy homemaker girlfriend is preparing dinner for you <3 data-blogger-escaped-p="">
LOKI
Homemaker? Never heard that term outside of Minecraft

ME
It has an entirely different meaning, kind of old-fashioned. It's someone, usually a woman, who tends to the house and meals-- making the house a home for herself and her mate, while he goes out and does manly stuff.

LOKI
Crazy ashtray guy is rocking in his seat and mumbling to himself and ogling some skank who just walked on the bus. Now it smells like preheated moldy steak.
Oh okay, I get it.

ME
Ew, who lets steak go to mold?!

LOKI
People who never look in the back of the fridge
We had penecillin growing in the back drawer of the fridge
Mumbling oafs everywhere tonight

ME
*mumbles at you*

6:00 PM

LOKI
Man, this bridge is so anti-suicide. I feel like being a lazy fuck and using the ramp.

ME
Be lazy. I wanna see my man.

LOKI
Discovered a shortcut from the main road to your place.

Jan 1, 2015

Jan 1, 2015
3.08 PM

ME
"You don't say" of the day: "Pure water is the solution with the highest possible concentration of water."

LOKI
-_- wow

ME
I know, right? My personal comment: 'Is this book for college freshmen or first graders?"

LOKI
Probably both.

ME
Oooo burn. Well, I found it very offensive how... simple that book is. I feel as though it talks down to me, and I don't like that. You're the only one allowed to hold my hand.

LOKI
Yeah, but what can you expect from idiots these days?

ME
I expect to be treated as a serious scholar when I attend post-secondary school.

LOKI
Yeah, I would respect that.

ME
The professors don't even take their own subjects seriously, except when they take them too seriously.

4:09 PM

LOKI
I'm practicing with my throwing knives fright now, and I'm a great knife-thrower but I can't really explain how.

ME
You have a talent <3 data-blogger-escaped-p="">It's a very sexy talent, by the way. I can throw things, but my aim is awful because I have bad hand-eye coordination.

LOKI
My blades seem to always make their mark, even if they don't always stick.
The real problem I'm faced with is the fact that I still don't fully understand how I do it.

ME
You do it well because you're talented, honey. You can teach the basics and I may pick it up and do well. But you were blessed with something, and you should be grateful for it without questioning it, my love.

LOKI
Well, that's the problem, is that I have to redefine the basics. Telling you to let the blade flow from your hand is not really practical, but for some reason, it's how I do it.

ME
It's okay, Loki. Teach me the way you know and be patient with me because it might take a while to learn. It's okay that your tutelage will not fit the basic mold of teaching. It will be unique to you. It will be special.

LOKI
The default method of throwign knives is a lot harder because people have to calculate how many rotations the knife will make before it hits the target. My method is possibly harder because it's more about how you grip the weapon and how you release it. Normal knife throwing would be practically useless in a fight, but my style allows an instant atack.

ME
I look forward to being taught by you, love.

LOKI
When I do, I'll teach you too :)

ME
Excellent. *kisses your nose*

8.50 PM

ME
I hope you enjoy your noob-dles.

LOKI
I will.

ME
They're a pain to make and take a lot of flour to prepare.
But they don't require an oven or anything like that, so they're actually fairly practical.

February 21, 2014 | Axel Under'the Tuscan-Sun & Saïx Diviner 7

 8:22 a.m.

SIGYN (Axel)

;_;

 

SAÏX

(( Are you ok???

 

SIGYN

((I am~ but I don't think we ever continued that RP we started.))

 

SAÏX

(( Oh shit sorry

 

SIGYN

[sends link (broken)]

((is okay, just reminding you))

 

SAÏX

(( Ill get round to it I promise!

 

SIGYN

((a;lsdkfja;skfd akjsd fas

okay

I have it bookmarked, so I shouldn't lose it.))

((You also get a late Valentine's day present, whoops, time slipped away from me.))

 

SAÏX

(( ILL REPLY TO THAT STRAIGHT AWAY ♥ onfgthatiswonderful

 

SIGYN

((there'shomemadefudgeinthebox

madewithdarkchocolateandhoney

youknow

ifsaixlikessweets))

♥

 

SAÏX

(( ihaventgivenitmuchthoughtbut--

Ithinkheisoneofthosepeoplewholikesdarkchocolate.

 

SIGYN

((yes♥)

 

SAÏX

(( thankyouthankyoutjankyou

/end 8:29 a.m.

May 30, 2013 | Convo with facebookuser_5805862942866967

 Devilkitty McDeathydoom, 4:51 a.m.

(I thought you'd appreciate this. Feel encouraged to gather a group of like-minded people and follow suit.)

 

UNKNOWN

Yeah, good on you. God he is such a bastard, and I have to say you wrote that incredibly well.

 

DEVILKITTY, 9:33 a.m.

Thank you. It also occurred to me that he's being a complete hypocrite-- trying to force someone else to "have an open mind" and "see things from another point of view" while completely ignoring the anxiety attack the other person is having.

May 30, 2013 | Rant at Jeremiah James Smith

 You were VERY inconsiderate tonight and I just found out that you've been sexually harassing my wife in your messages to her. I don't know or care what you think gives you the right to ask someone what happened when they were drugged, or what state of undress they're in, or to continue to harass someone with your "opinion" after they've repeatedly asked you to stop. She was raped that night, and she got pregnant, and so in her mind, NOT having a choice is NOT an option. You don't have a uterus and you will never have to make the decision to keep or dispose of a fetus. You don't get a say because you don't have a woman's body, and you will never have to face the risk of an unwanted pregnancy. Abortion clinics provide a NEEDED service, and you do NOT have the right to try to tell a woman that it's "bad" to kill a parasite growing inside of her. It is not your body. It is hers.

 You also do not have the right to ask someone what their "real" name is. That is incredibly disrespectful and entitled. You do NOT have the right to ask someone to indulge one of your fetishes unless you are in a relationship with them and I can assure you that you will NEVER have a relationship of any kind with her, friends or otherwise. I will print out the messages she forwarded to me and I will make them public. Whether you want to see it or not, you are wrong. You hurt someone just to get a point across that nobody wanted to hear you make in the first place, and now you're whining to all your little friends about how oppressed you are that you can't be heard.

 Well, hear this. Your side of the argument doesn't count. Your side is irrelevant. Any man who thinks he can control a woman's body is patriarchal scum. How dare you invoke an anxiety attack! How dare you trivialize her pain just so you can feel like you've had your say! Your say is worth nothing, but that girl is everything to me. Tonight, you saw her friends and family stand by her side and tell you, one by one, how wrong you are. And you are wrong. You think it's your right to force your opinion on someone and then mock them when they tell you to back off. You think it's your right to ask invasive questions and objectify someone. You think it's your right to continue a conversation that has no business existing in the first place, and you think it's your right to intrude on someone else's post and spew your bile everywhere. It's not. You don't have any of those rights. Your right to free speech ends where someone else's right to NOT be violated, triggered, or traumatized begins.

 And just so that it's clear that you do not have the right to retaliate, I will be blocking you so you can't reply. Thank you and goodnight. Asshole.

/end 4:50 a.m.

May 19, 2013 | Convo with Töbi Uchïhà Öbitò

 Töbi Uchïhà Öbitò, 10:55 a.m.

Hey...

 

Devilkitty McDeathydoom, 5:05 p.m.

Nay.

 

TOBI, 5:29 p.m.

Lol how does that relate?

 

DEVILKITTY

How does it POTATE?

 

TOBI

Wtf are you saying? :D

 

DEVILKITTY

So far I'm just babbling.;

 

TOBI

Lol your funny

/end 5:45 p.m.

March 4, 2013 | Convo with Rina Katuro

 Rina Katuro, 8:52 a.m.

Hello

 

Devilkitty McDeathydoom, 8:52 p.m.

Hello

 

RINA

how r u

 

DEVILKITTY

Good. how are you?

 

RINA

im good just playing sims 3 pets

 

DEVILKITTY

Cool

 

RINA

yep and im making the akatsuki from Naruto

 

DEVILKITTY

Cool

 

RINA

but so tired to continue playing

 

DEVILKITTY

So don't?

 

RINA

but I have to finish yeah i need rest

 

DEVILKITTY

So rest?

And finish later?

/end 8:56 p.m.