Jan 1, 2015

Jan 1, 2015
3.08 PM

ME
"You don't say" of the day: "Pure water is the solution with the highest possible concentration of water."

LOKI
-_- wow

ME
I know, right? My personal comment: 'Is this book for college freshmen or first graders?"

LOKI
Probably both.

ME
Oooo burn. Well, I found it very offensive how... simple that book is. I feel as though it talks down to me, and I don't like that. You're the only one allowed to hold my hand.

LOKI
Yeah, but what can you expect from idiots these days?

ME
I expect to be treated as a serious scholar when I attend post-secondary school.

LOKI
Yeah, I would respect that.

ME
The professors don't even take their own subjects seriously, except when they take them too seriously.

4:09 PM

LOKI
I'm practicing with my throwing knives fright now, and I'm a great knife-thrower but I can't really explain how.

ME
You have a talent <3 data-blogger-escaped-p="">It's a very sexy talent, by the way. I can throw things, but my aim is awful because I have bad hand-eye coordination.

LOKI
My blades seem to always make their mark, even if they don't always stick.
The real problem I'm faced with is the fact that I still don't fully understand how I do it.

ME
You do it well because you're talented, honey. You can teach the basics and I may pick it up and do well. But you were blessed with something, and you should be grateful for it without questioning it, my love.

LOKI
Well, that's the problem, is that I have to redefine the basics. Telling you to let the blade flow from your hand is not really practical, but for some reason, it's how I do it.

ME
It's okay, Loki. Teach me the way you know and be patient with me because it might take a while to learn. It's okay that your tutelage will not fit the basic mold of teaching. It will be unique to you. It will be special.

LOKI
The default method of throwign knives is a lot harder because people have to calculate how many rotations the knife will make before it hits the target. My method is possibly harder because it's more about how you grip the weapon and how you release it. Normal knife throwing would be practically useless in a fight, but my style allows an instant atack.

ME
I look forward to being taught by you, love.

LOKI
When I do, I'll teach you too :)

ME
Excellent. *kisses your nose*

8.50 PM

ME
I hope you enjoy your noob-dles.

LOKI
I will.

ME
They're a pain to make and take a lot of flour to prepare.
But they don't require an oven or anything like that, so they're actually fairly practical.