Jan 2, 2015, part 1

Jan 2, 2015
10:59 AM

ME
*giggles* That background noise was getting obnoxious

LOKI
Yeah, I know.

ME
Silly plebes being plebic

LOKI
It's very annoying -_-

ME
Sucks for you~

1:18 PM
ME
Crev says,
"Try watching Dude, You're Screwed!
that show actually gives you tips on outdoor survival.'

LOKI
Huh, sounds funny.
Bet that's the punchline

ME
Crev says,
"Usually. They give people two or three days to find civilization after dropping them off in the middle of nowhere with misc. items."

4:36 PM
LOKI
Hah, I didn't tell you, I had the address for my day pass as "Smegma Valley."

ME
Yessss.

5:21 PM
LOKI
That was an epic run to catch the 68.
I can really run in these boots. I sprinted up the road after the bus across a city block and through the middle of an intersectoin and around fat people and... Wow, I made it.

ME
I'm collecting apple seeds for us.

LOKI
Ugh, some guy smells like week-old Chef Boyardee.

ME
When we get to NH, we can plant our own tree!

LOKI
Like how old processed tomato soup smells after being left in the fridge

ME
I wouldn't know about that, but I assume it's gross.

LOKI
I think he's a drug dealer.

ME
Drug dealers can afford showers, sweetie.

LOKI
And there's some cold alcoholic, some cholo, and his scrawny hooch
And now there's this weird guy who smells like an ashtray and, like every other person who was sitting in his spot, is not a fan of the window being open.

ME
Too freaking bad
Oh, you want the window closed? Try not smelling like shit!

LOKI
And as usual, some mongs and plebes are having a debate on stupid shit at the front of the bus. Thankfully, the open window is blowing the cigarette smell away.

ME
And your happy homemaker girlfriend is preparing dinner for you <3 data-blogger-escaped-p="">
LOKI
Homemaker? Never heard that term outside of Minecraft

ME
It has an entirely different meaning, kind of old-fashioned. It's someone, usually a woman, who tends to the house and meals-- making the house a home for herself and her mate, while he goes out and does manly stuff.

LOKI
Crazy ashtray guy is rocking in his seat and mumbling to himself and ogling some skank who just walked on the bus. Now it smells like preheated moldy steak.
Oh okay, I get it.

ME
Ew, who lets steak go to mold?!

LOKI
People who never look in the back of the fridge
We had penecillin growing in the back drawer of the fridge
Mumbling oafs everywhere tonight

ME
*mumbles at you*

6:00 PM

LOKI
Man, this bridge is so anti-suicide. I feel like being a lazy fuck and using the ramp.

ME
Be lazy. I wanna see my man.

LOKI
Discovered a shortcut from the main road to your place.