Jan 2, 2015, part 2

Jan 2, 2015
11:30 PM

ME
Lol I'm watching the remake of The Stepford Wives and... it's hilarious and makes me relieved that you actually WANT a strong woman instead of being so threatened by one that you'd turn her into a robot.

LOKI
No robots

ME
The women all look and act like they're from the 50's, except the protagonist and her best friend... at first. I'm glad the remake is a comedy, because in the original, the robot women killed and replaced the wives, whereas in the remake, the women are "reprogrammed" inexplicably and have robot parts attached to them.
The women all used to be powerful, intelligent, formidable modern ladies. The husbands were threatened by them and so turned them into the 50's wife ideal, which is irritating. I like wearing flapper frocks, cooking, baking, and providing my man with unconditional love and support. But I would never want to forcibly become... that.

LOKI
I would never want that either, ugh.

ME
I know, right? I like actually being able to understand and help you towards your dreams and goals. I like being passionate, even if it's a pain in the ass for you sometimes AND AT LEAST YOU KNOW MY ORGASMS ARE REAL GOOD GODS THAT WAS OBSCENE
He literally programmed his wife to scream "You're the king!" and let out this unearthly screech.

LOKI
Wow. I'm glad for that too. I wouldn't be with someone who's condemned to my will.

ME
Anyway, I like being able to debate and appreciate art and music. Even if I don't use those abilities much, I like the choice.
They give us a peek into the men's club and the men are all overgrown little boys. Nasally mouth breathers.