Modeling Rubbish, part 22: 11.4.15

November 4, 6:37 PM

ME
Get well soon. What happened?

BOYFRIEND
This is her boyfriend would you like to see

ME
Yes.

(Conversation between Makayla and Madeline)

MAKAYLA
Bruh I’m over you friends talking shit
They can try and do the stuff I do if they like

MADELINE
That one girl has always talked shit on me

MAKAYLA
Well she can talk shit all she wants but don’t involve my clients.
Unfriend her
Dude really

MADELINE
What’s the app you used for editing?

MAKAYLA
Not an app

MADELINE
Software?

MAKAYLA
It’s editing soft ware I got on my laptop I have the high Photoshop they use in studios

MADELINE
What’s it called?
Photoshop?

MAKAYLA
And I use another thing for the right exposure
It’s a Photoshop from Adobe but it’s the same thing they use on magazine spreads

MADELINE
Like excell?

BOYFRIEND
This is her boyfriend, excel is for spreadsheets smart one. She will message you when she calms down her phone is going off. So don’t make my lady’s job harder.
Bye.

MADELINE
I’m pretty smart. I don’t need “a grown man” mouthing off to me
And actually excell isn’t just for spread sheets. “Smart one”

BOYFRIEND
It’s not mouthing off now shut up
Yes it is bitch

MADELINE
Shut up?
Oh now I’m a bitch?
Well you just made my decision very easy. I’m not going to be working with Makayla anymore.

BOYFRIEND
Fine that’s good for her your just a cunt who has no talent

MADELINE
Bahahahahaha says you.

BOYFRIEND
Yeah and a lot of people

MADELINE
Lmfao bye. You are a sad excuse for the military

(end. Back to me!)

BOYFRIEND
I said that she called and pushed my baby into an attack

ME
EXCEL IS LITERALLY A SPREADSHEET PROGRAM WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE
Gdi

BOYFRIEND
Yeah
And we’re in a few problems

ME
What’s wrong?

BOYFRIEND
She got taken

ME
Blossom said she had a panic attack and is in the hospital.

BOYFRIEND
That to but now she has no money

ME
Yep, same here

BOYFRIEND
It’s horrible

ME
Blossom says Makayla needs a new number and I suggested Pinger.com, which is how I got my web number. It’s completely free.

BOYFRIEND
Can it be on her device

ME
Pinger is an app that is also compatible with web browser.
It’s also called Textfree.

BOYFRIEND
Never heard if that

ME
It’s fabulous. It’s completely free, she’d just use an email and password, she gets to choose the number.
Only thing is, she probably can’t use it to talk out loud on the phone

BOYFRIEND
Oh that’s a problem

ME
Well, there’s Skype for that
I mean, it’s not hard to make a new account

BOYFRIEND
Not for work tho

ME
Businesses use Skype all the time
Failing that, when I was in the hospital earlier today, there was a recurring commercial
About the Sprint phone service, which is $20/month for unlimited text, talk, and I think it also included data

7.22 PM
BOYFRIEND
Oh that’s cheap

ME
Yeah
Or use Hangouts, a Google app that lets you type in a number and call for free

7.47 PM
MAKAYLA
What’s your online number
Miss Blossom needs it

ME
[Pinger number]

(I don’t have the conversation as Pinger tends to erase ‘em after a while, but okay, that’s the end of November 4th.)