November 5, 8:51 PM
ME
*casually pesters*
MAKAYLA
Yay
ME
How goes?
MAKAYLA
Eah anxiety maddy bitching moving stress the norms you know
You?
ME
Found a place that gives away their food for free half an hour before closing, so we won’t be going hungry for a while :D but had to talk to my father-in-law and dealing with my actual father slinging shit because it’s “irresponsible” to move out with my husband who he wouldn’t accept and pursue a modeling career that my friend got me into.
Ugh, so Madeline’s still an issue? That sucks
MAKAYLA
That’s great and your dad and in law suck and yeah she’s a cunt nugget
ME
In-law is at least being somewhat civil and supporting Loki’s potential job as security
And what did she do this time?
MAKAYLA
That’s good. And she’s just in my business
ME
Fuuuuuck that
MAKAYLA
Yeah she’s a bitch
ME
Anyway, um… so there’s a thing about my homework. I finished everything but the essay.
MAKAYLA
That’s fine
I’ll talk to Blossom
ME
Thank you. I’ll email you what I have
MAKAYLA
Awesome
So what’s up
ME
Coming down off my antibiotics and now I need to take another one :< They make my head go fuzzy, as do the pain pills. On the bright side, taking antibiotics means the gingivitis I had started to get went away. I’m generally in a default-good mood, but I’m still worried about you and Blossom.
MAKAYLA
I’m sorry! Medicine does rust to me to it sucks! And don’t worry
ME
Like here’s the thing okay. When anyone offers me anything, I get suspicious of whether or not it’s real due to past experience, okay, but when you’re posting about this on Facebook, hell yeah it’s real, because no one posts about their attempt to catfish someone else on social media to make it look real
And also the conflict between you and that troll is obviously real considering she’s being mean to you
MAKAYLA
It’s like whatever I’m over it she’s just making Me anxious
ME
Yeah, I know, and she shouldn’t keep picking on you
MAKAYLA
But she is =/ just sucks how far she pushed Blossom
ME
Did I hear about that already or did something new happen?
MAKAYLA
Blossom had to get a new email over the issue
ME
That is new
MAKAYLA
Yeah
ME
She’s just a pest -_-
MAKAYLA
She is I’m ugh
ME
I know, believe me, I know the type
MAKAYLA
I still can’t believe her
ME
I know, man, I mean, you called her out and she’s responding by throwing tantrums at everyone
MAKAYLA
Yeah like wy
ME
Because she’s mad at not getting her way. Because she’s not mature enough to be a lady
Because she’s an attention whore
MAKAYLA
Yeah it’s so stupid
I have a new client tho
ME
Oh cool
I got grumpy this morning about Madeline.
Harry Potter and the Grownups Don’t Throw Tantrums When They Don’t Get Their Way: an unauthorized expansion by S. Muggle Smith.
MAKAYLA
Hahaha
ME
Please note that Voldemort and Umbridge are not counted as “grownups” by this criteria.
Have You Tried Not Getting Banned Everywhere? How Not to Fail at Everything, a guide by Faye-Lingliss-Wennernow
MAKAYLA
I love that.
ME
Thanks :3 cause like it just occurred to me that she got kicked out of the army
Got kicked out of Job Corps
And now got kicked out of Blossom’s Girls
MAKAYLA
Yep
She commented
Go comment back
ME
Where?
MAKAYLA
My new post about my client
Go see
She crossed the line
ME
Yep
I remember, I had her friended, and once she posted a Bennigans advert for St. Patrick’s. Keep in mind, Loki and I are of Celtic descent.
MAKAYLA
>=(
ME
He wanted to know what dressing like a whore and posing with a duck face had to do with celebrating the spirit of Ireland.
I repeated the comment
She tried to tag one of my pictures as “ugly”.
MAKAYLA
Don’t say a word
About
Her enlistment
Hello
ME
Why?
MAKAYLA
Go look at what she’s saying
(She was saying something along the lines of Loki flirting with girls in TCU, which was a class Loki and Madeline attended. Loki’s really not that type, though, so…)
ME
Lol she’s lying about so much shit
MAKAYLA
Dude
ME
You know how I know she’s lying about Loki?
Because I had a LOT of enemies at that school
A LOT
If Loki was ever unfaithful to me at all, one of them would have rubbed my nose in it
10.55 PM
ME
Aw man
This is so weak
MAKAYLA
Haahah
ME
Lel she got bored anyway
LOKI
The flame war has been won by my lovely ‘gyn
11.29 PM
MAKAYLA
Omg
She’s a cunt
ME
Lol I love how that one chick is saying we’re acting like high schoolers when we’re just having fun
BRITS
Omg what even is that girl
She is for real not even cute
And all the “hahahahaha” are way too try hard for real
ME
I’m not even bothered whereas she’s prolly bawling
MAKAYLA
She made me cry
ME
Oh honey
Don’t cry, you’re better than that
MAKAYLA
She’s so mean
(regarding a screenshot of an original photo of Madeline and the touched-up version)
BRITS
The right is vastly improved on the untouched version. Without the editing her head fades into the buildings behind her-- the editing was necessary.
STORMIE BOWER
It’s women now a days they think they have to talk shit about everyone. Hah just makes them look like fools. One lives in a tent and the other nasty ass chews yuck ha. You guys both got something good going for ya huh? Hahah before you try preaching to the choir make sure ur not in the same fuckin boat cause you look like a fool. Just had to add my little two cents
MAKAYLA
I wanna die
ME
We gave away our tent. It wasn’t compatible with stealthy sleeping. Shows how much she knows lol
MAKAYLA
Aww
ME
Okay honey, she’s just trying to be an asshole.
She’s ugly on the inside
You’re a real pretty woman. Real pretty and real sweet.
You got those big beautiful brown eyes and good taste in makeup
You choose glasses and poses that look right for you when you put them up on social media
MAKAYLA
It still hurts
ME
I know, hon, but you ain’t got nothing to be ashamed of.
MAKAYLA
Thank you doll
ME
When you stand before God and he sees your pure heart and how you got out of your way for people, you’ll know.
You know he sees that.
Now these choads, they can’t let go.
They’re jealous of your success and your kindness and how you go through so much shit but still stay strong.
They’re jealous because they can’t be soft-hearted and sweet like you.
MAKAYLA
Thank you doll I ain’t pure I’ve made mistakes
ME
Everyone makes mistakes that’s not the point
MAKAYLA
Iv made a lot
I think I’m gonna go for now
ME
Okay. You cry all you need to, but don’t you believe anything that rotten brat or any of her little choads say to you.
MAKAYLA
It’s hard
ME
Makayla, I need to tell you something super important
MAKAYLA
Yeah
ME
Choad is another word for taint, you know, the area between someone’s genitals and their butt hole.
MAKAYLA
Haha
ME
And that’s exactly what those mean little girls are. They’re taints. They go on your sweet and happy status to try to tear you down, they taint your happiness and make you feel like this. Real ladies don’t do that.
MAKAYLA
Yes that’s true.
(continued on the next day because I’m a stickler for time stamps)
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