RICHMOND
First, let me show you my new pakpak! It's just like Loki's, only black and red.
I elected to keep my old, blue and pink pakpak because it's easy to store my stuffies in it. It functions as a giant pillow.
Look e\/eryone, 'gyngyn has boobs!
I was a bit grumpy about having to rearrange all my things (because CATEGORIES, DAMMIT!)
If you're interested in seeing how spanging went for us in Richmond, here is a small \/ideo:
If you didn't watch it, here's what happened:
- Loki spanged for a bit and made $4. (Offscreen: I spanged for a bit and made $14. We also acquired 3 bottles of water, a Gatorade, and a snack bar.)
- While Loki was spanging, I showed the camera our signs (Loki had "Just Hungry").
- Loki went to go get us something to eat and I spanged offscreen
- A Concerned Citizen™ called the police, who gently told me that flying signs in Richmond is not allowed, but loitering is perfectly fine.
If you are going to spange in Richmond, I recommend the following:
- Spange on Saturday and Sunday, in the mid-afternoon.
- Use "Stranded here for 3 Days" (or tally-marks-days, if you've been there more than 5). Not many people will offer you rides, but some people will offer money, water, and snacks.
- If you are thin, "Just Hungry" will get you some money and snacks as well.
- TRY TO AVOID THE WEEKDAYS, ESPECIALLY THE MORNINGS AND EARLY AFTERNOONS. People going to work and going to lunch do not want to deal with your homelessness and are likely to refer the police to you to sort of push the problem of your existence in their city off somewhere else. If you must spange on a weekday morning, keep it short & sweet, no more than maybe half an hour to an hour.
Since we were not able to get a ride and Loki wanted to GTFO (we were starting to get a bit too well known and a townie called the cops on me for spanging), we hit the road on foot.
After a few hours, we came to the city of PINOLE.
Look at that cute little welcome sign!
Bet a dollar to a doughnut that whoever came up with that concept for a bar is not familiar with the Green Lantern. Suggestion: Instead of a lantern that is green, use the Green Lantern logo, and change the "O" in "COCKTAILS" to the Green Lantern ring.
Murals fucking fascinate me.
I don't think you understand.
Saw this in someone's yard and it's just the cutest thing ♥
"Historic Old Town Pinole". Aww, how quaint.
And yes, we are transporting things \/ia shopping cart since I don't ha\/e the energy to carry a pakpak for long distances in the heat.
Pinole is scenic, guys.
I mean, I don't understand the big deal about "hIsToRiC~" type cities, since if they were really "historic old town" whate\/er, people would travel by horse and buggy rather than automobile. Loki says it's just touristy bullshit.
Anyway, after walking for a bit, we came to where we are now, HERCULES.
I could not fucking belie\/e that there is a city in California called Hercules.
MORE MURALS! <3 These were under a bridge on the way to pay my phone bill.
and this was a scenic area just outside the shopping centre where I paid my phone.
Anyway, that's where we are now. I'll be uploading the \/ideos from the past couple of days momentarily, so please look forward to more updates!
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