AUGUST 21, 2015
11:11 AM
CODY
Good morning
11.26
I have a question.
ME, 12.39
Yes?
CODY, 12.45
Do you know how to crack a safe?
ME
Er…
CODY
It’s an emergency.
ME
I’ve never tried to??? but I saw a couple episodes of Burn
Notice?
1.06 PM
What I gathered was mostly that it depends what kind of safe
it is and where it’s located. Some you can jam the lock in and force it to open
and some you have to listen for the clicks.
CODY, 11.40 PM
It’s a sentry
It’s a key pad
ME
Hm. Water saw?
CODY
Message Kaylee she’s trying to bust it she don’t have no
water saws
Saddly
ME
Okay, gotta finish archiving first though.
CODY
Ok
So I messaged Makayla on Facebook and this was the conversation:
So I messaged Makayla on Facebook and this was the conversation:
Sigyn Wisch
Also, ytf are you trying to crack a safe?
Makayla Marie
Money
Help
2:00pm
Sigyn Wisch
any reason you can't just, like, ask someone for the code?
Makayla Marie
About that
I cany
Don't ask don't tell
Sigyn Wisch
O...kay, but this is illegal and the government watches
Facebook messages.
Makayla Marie
It's not
My friend lost the code
Sigyn Wisch
Maybe it's their anniversary
or their mum's birthday
I don't know, d'you have a sledgehammer?
Makayla Marie
No I do not
Sigyn Wisch
http://get.smarter.com/web?am=broad&q=how+do+i+open+a+sentry+safe&an=google_s&askid=0eaaf898-1646-4aff-b831-f71df7a9ac89-0-sm_gsb&kv=default&gc=0&dqi=&qsrc=999&ad=semD&o=32247&l=&af=
Makayla Marie
Idk which one to click
Sigyn Wisch
Dunno, try em all and see which one works for you
Makayla Marie
I'm scared
Sigyn Wisch
Oh
Makayla Marie
I'm running out of time
Sigyn Wisch
What exactly is the problem?
Makayla Marie
The loan shark has my
other dog i have to get him money
Sigyn Wisch
Well, maybe just don't go to loan sharks anymore???? why
were you messing with them in the first place?
Makayla Marie
I had no choice
I need 2k fast
Sigyn Wisch
There's always another choice besides dealing with people
who steal dogs.
and kill them.
Makayla Marie
I had no other option at that moment
What can I do
Sigyn Wisch
Of course you did.
Pray.
Makayla Marie
I start my benefits next month
What am I gonna do he won't wait
Sigyn Wisch
*shrug* Well,you should have thought about that before you
went to a loan shark
Everyone knows they're bad news
Makayla Marie
I didn't jnow
Sigyn Wisch
Remember when you asked me about loans and I said I don't
mess with that stuff? Every single time? This is why
Just sell your makeup on eBay or Craigslist or something.
Makayla Marie
Iv tried
Sigyn Wisch
Then sell your body. You can make two thousand in two
nights. Maybe three.
Makayla Marie
Iv tried
Excuse me? Ain't no way you actually did try selling your makeup or your body. I knew that suggestion was outrageous when I gave it.
My hypothesis is that she doesn't actually need the money for a loan shark; she needs it for her wedding. She got back together with the guy she was with when we met and they're engaged. In a previous conversation, which I didn't post on this blog, she indicated that he wants-- she said "needs"-- to get married quickly.
2.22PM
I have a question
And a deal
2.25 PM
Hello
ME, 2.30 PM
Hi sorry Loki’s hungry talk and I’ll get back to you when he’s
fed
CODY
Sigyn
2.47 PM
Ok let me know
3.25 PM
Can I tell you now
ME, 3.30 PM
Okay. You can really tell me anything anytime, I just might
not respond right away :)
CODY
Well me. And my wife have a deal
ME
Let’s hear it :)
CODY
We are letting you know this but don’t tell the others ok
We have a house on one side of the property we never let
workers live there but Kaylee said good thing about you. And she went to bat
for you so with this deal I ask one thing. I’ll explain why
ME, 3.45
What’s the deal?
CODY
We are going to trust kaylees word. We will let you and your
husband have the house to yourself. We will still pay as planed and you mention
you didn’t want to stay forever. If you guys last a year you will get the
yearly pay increase. And we will buy you a vehicle. Or if you like one of the
trucks you can have it. We will help you get re established when you want to
move on. But we don’t care how you do it get 2k I asked my wife if we can pay
kaylees debt she said no because she don’t work for us. We just got our cattle
check. So we have everything in the green now. You still have jobs and I expect
the best. Kaylee put her reputation on the line and said amazing things about
you. I believe her. And for my wife to be willing to let someone into our guest
house says a lot her father built it
ME, 4.00 PM
I’m confused. We’re broke. Kaylee put us up for this job
because I told her about our situation, which is basically Loki crashing at the
library every night and me at my dad’s because I thought I was getting into a
tech program before I talked to her. I put in a group message that we are broke
and have nowhere to stay together and that’s how she told us about your offer.
Why would you or she think we had any money when we’re in that circumstance? I
mean, if that was the case, I wouldn’t be asking for a job.
CODY
I know you need a job and I’m giving you one. I will pay you
not only what you get her but extra. I am willing to give you a job to make 50k
a year minimum. Free room and board and vehicles to use and gas money
This is the best job you can get in Central.
ME
That’s great and we’re grateful, but our only source of
income would be from you. We do not have money or anything of value. The best I
can offer is, cut my pay in half and give half to Kaylee until her debt is
paid.
CODY
That’s not an option. I was in your place believe me I know
the streets you can always make something work
She put her neck on the line 3 house members voted against
you until Kaylee stepped in
She’s why you have the job
LOKI
There is literally nothing we can do. Our phone is getting
shut off next month because we can’t afford the $30 phone bill. If you really
think that getting that money is a possibility, then it is her possibility and
her responsibility We told her not to get a loan. We told her loan sharks are
bad news.
ME
There is nothing we can do until we get paid and we made
that pretty clear from the start. Sorry if that means this won’t work out.
CODY
Well when I pick you guys up you talk to my wife. She’s not
going to be happy.
I need work and I’m on the line so you two get to thinking.
I’ll put you under my plan. It will be $10 each for each of you to have smartphones
So don’t worry about your phone
(At this point, I
didn’t figure there was much else that needed saying, so I just went to Makayla
and asked her about what was going on. She kept telling me “talk to Cody, talk
to Cody, Cody will get butthurt if you don’t talk to him, talk to Cody” and
here I thought it wasn’t part of any job application to babysit a potential
employer… Then she told me he said he was taking the job off the table if I
didn’t respond. sO mAtUrE~)
Here's the transcript of my conversation with Makayla:
Here's the transcript of my conversation with Makayla:
4:16pm
Sigyn Wisch
Call me, we need to talk
Makayla Marie
I'm on 2g
What's up
Sigyn Wisch
Looks like we got the job, but they want us to pay your
debt. As you know, we don't have a single earthly dollar between us or we
wouldn't need a job. I offered to give you half my pay but Cody said it
wouldn't work.
Makayla Marie
I don't know what's
up his ass I am on my way to the ranch as we speak
Talk to him then fill me in ill handle him
Did he say why he wants you to do that
Sigyn Wisch
Because Sarah said he can't pay your debt since you don't
work for them. I told him just cut my
pay and give half to Kaylee and he said it wouldn't work
Thank you for getting us the job, by the way. I mean it. I
just, I thought he knew we didn't have any money
If we did, you wouldn't be in this situation.
Makayla Marie
I know just talk to
him if you don't respond he gets ass hurt
Sigyn Wisch
I told him all of that
Look, I'm sorry, but it is not our responsibility to 1) take
care of other people's debts, especially when they go against our advice and 2)
prevent grown adults from getting, er, "ass hurt".
Also, he should know that we don't have money
For example, this message, sent on the 29th of July at 3:28
PM:
I told her if we got this job, I’d set aside part of my
earnings to help her with whatever she needs, but other than that, you know, I
don’t really know what to do other than be there for her.
Kind of implies that we have nothing
Makayla Marie
I don't want your help I am doing Shit on my own
Just don't adjatate him
I'm half way there
Talk to him be calm
Sigyn Wisch
I talked to him. I said my piece
As far as I'm concerned, there's really nothing else to say.
Either he wants us to work for him or he doesn't.
Makayla Marie
Well talk work get all details
Sigyn Wisch
I've got nothing to say or ask right now
Makayla Marie
"If they don't reply in 5 mins the job is gone I refuse
to waste my time"
He just sent that
He needs info to put in file
Sigyn Wisch
Then he can ask me anything. I warned him straight up front
that I can't always reply immediately. I've got archiving to do
Makayla Marie
Archiving?
Sigyn Wisch
That's right
5:06pm
Makayla Marie
What's that
Sigyn Wisch
Transferring information from a short-term, low-memory
storage device to a long-term, high-memory storage device
Makayla Marie
Ah
Sigyn Wisch
Yep. It's important to store information accurately and
securely.
Makayla Marie
Cool
Sigyn Wisch
So, it seems like either Cody's busy or he don't want to
talk anymore
Makayla Marie
Hes mucking
Sigyn Wisch
Okay
Makayla Marie
Yep
And now, back to my conversation with Cody:
ME, 4.46
Okay
CODY
Good you responded
ME
Well, yes. I’m archiving while we’re talking, so responses
may be slow, but I am reading your messages.
CODY
Good I talked to Kaylee
ME
OK
5.02
…? Anything of interest?
CODY
Yes
ME
Alright. What’s up?
CODY, 5.17
Your smart I’m not
ME
Wait, what?
CODY, 6.21 PM
You just need to post links everywhere.
ME
What do you mean?
CODY, 8.06 PM
I don’t care how you do it get views and clicks on her
videos and the deal remains. She’s working tonight.
ME
Got it
CODY, 8.22 PM
Her ads need clicks too.
ME
Yep
CODY
Mobile views don’t count
ME
No problem
CODY, 9.18 PM
She needs major views comments likes shares
Basically anything that tips off Adsense
ME
Yep, she’ll get it, no worries :)
CODY
You know how AdSense works yes
ME
Not really
CODY
Well google it. We need to tip the scales of it so she gets
cash flow going in
ME
Mm. She’ll get plenty of views the next few days
CODY
Good do you use Adsense
ME
No
CODY
You should
ME
*shrug*
CODY
Well can you look into it
ME
Ok
CODY
Thank you my wife wants to start using it
ME
Well, if y’all think it’s a good system, she probably should
:)
CODY
We don’t know how it works
ME
Then perhaps you should look into it :)
CODY
I have and I don’t understand it
(and then I casually
sent a screenshot of the first Google result, which reads:
“AdSense is a program
that allows bloggers and website owners to make money by displaying Google ads.
You’ve probably seen the ads all over the place, including in Google search
results. Basically, Google gets the largest cut and you get a small
percentage.)
AUGUST 22, 2015
6.39 PM
CODY
Hello.
(No other messages
than that. So…did he just want to chat??? This is quite a bizarre application process…
*whistles*)
AUGUST 23, 2015
2.24 PM
ME
Good afternoon and good news! We did some research and it
turns out Kaylee doesn’t actually owe any money :)
(No response yet, but
I will keep you all posted!)
