12:19 p.m.
"I'm glad to know you finally got sleep last night."
1:05 p.m. (Loki wanted to get a bike repaired)
Me: It'll be good for the Loke to have a bike. Is good for the Loke is good for the gyn. The gyn will be happy for the Loke.
Loki: Good.
1:08 p.m.
Me: *cold-toeses your back* 😈
Loki: nooo
Me: Oh... *puts on socks and dances*
Loki: gyn is dancing and shaking her lady hips?
Me: Yes, yes she is! 😀
Loki: that's cute
1:36 p.m.
I'm glad you're doing better.
3:34 p.m.
Me: *shares Altoids with you* ^~^
Loki: Yay toids
5:05 p.m.
Me: I didn't get to swim today. Takes bath instead, is okay.
Loki: it's okaygyn
5:46 p.m.
Me: Am reading a sad story.
Loki: Oh noes
6:27 p.m.
Me: I have your underpants! +jpeg
Loki: lol cute
Me: I'm keeping my Lokipants.
Loki: okeh
7:39 p.m.
Me: How was Loki's salmon?
Loki: Loke has to cook it first.
7:51 p.m.
Me: Gyn hit her head on a sharp cabinet edge >.< Can gyn have a petting?
Loki: Pets a poor gyn
10:01 p.m. Loki tells me a story
Once upon a time, there was a dude with a face. And he ate a bagel. It was a doom bagel, with micro filament string cheese. It was so deadly that it blew his face off, and then his left nostril got caught in a kid's bicycle spokes and jammed it. So then the kid flew off his bike and landed on a tree.
What happened to the cheese?
It grew legs and walked away.
And is the bike okay?
Nope.
Do they walk away together?
Yes. They went to a gay bar. And the kid? Some say he's still there in the tree to this day.
Why did the walking cheese and the bike want to go to a gay bar?
To get to the other side.
The bike ordered a drink for the cheese and then they holed up in an abandoned building and played blackjack.
10:41 p.m.
Have you been doing your best to stay well?
